Dick Drainers – Eliza Eves
Oh my gosh guys! I’m so freakin excited today! Because I finally did it! And I know it’s gonna pay off!
You’re probably confused so lemme explain! So my sister is friends with this BEAUTIFUL GIRL named Eliza! She’s so hot! She’s got such a beautiful face like an angel and the prettiest eyes and the most perfect body! I’ve had a crush on her forever but she never really talks to me. But I know she likes me! Me and her could make some really pretty babies!
And I KNOW she wants to have babies with me because I’m so thoughtful! I found ALL of Eliza’s favorite movies and her favorite foods from her social media! I went through ALL her pictures and videos! I was on her snapchat daily! And I saw everything and I prepared all of it! I cued up the best parts of the movies, ordered all this cool food and drinks and then I hacked my sisters phone and pretended to be her and messaged Eliza and told her to come over so she can see everything I did for her! Now the hacking part might impress her…she knows I’m smart (my sister calls me her “nerd brother” very funny) but I don’t think Eliza knows HOW smart I am!
I’ve invented a ton of cool stuff that I could make a ton of money on! And I’m going to show some of them to Eliza too! I know it’ll impress her! I’ve been waiting for this for so long….I can’t wait til Eliza is so impressed by all this that she falls in love with me and lets me touch her…caress her tenderly…she deserves only the sweetest kind of love and I can’t wait to give it to her….
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